Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Things I need to bitch about

  • Smoking in a lift or when they’re walking. Please go kill yourself discreetly, do not drag others with you.
  • Pretending they deserve the seat more than another who is old or disabled or pregnant.
  • Crowding in front of the train door and dashing into the train before letting passengers alight first. Then stood rooted near the door. Geez!
  • Hogging on the right side of the escalator at train stations. Can you please move it and stand on the left. Thank you very much.
  • Banging continuously on the traffic-light button. Helloooo… no matter how many times you press on it, you’ll still have to wait for the timer!
  • Putting a packet of tissue paper on the table DOES NOT reserve the table for you, idiot!
Okay, rant over :P

2 comments:

AdamTest said...

Smoking: Nice pun ;)
Crowding: This reminds me of the morons who maniacally cut in front of you in the road so they can be first to a red light. WTF?!
Hogging: Maybe they're Americans? We stand on the right :-)
Banging: Ditto with the elevator button.
Putting: Hmm... that's a novel idea for reserving a table. I'll have to try that. If I try it with a *used* tissue, no one is going to dare move it. SUCCESS! :D

bee said...

May be the used tissue will work in SF, not in Singapore.
Used tissue here meant meal over, and people will again crowd by the table and wait for the table to be cleaned! :P